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getting old

I can’t wait to get old. There is a long list of advantages that those in their golden years enjoy that we can only dream of.

For example, quietly muttering to yourself. I’ve tried this when I’m alone, and it’s awesome. Imagine being able to talk quietly to yourself about the people directly around you without being committed to an institution.

And suspenders. The few times I’ve had the pleasure of wearing suspenders (weddings) have been really enjoyable, but there’s no way I could get away with that now.

Senior citizen’s discounts, AARP benefits, the list goes on and on. I turn 30 next month, I might be able to pull off wearing suspenders then. We’ll see how bad life is on the other side before making that call though.

Tags: aarp, old, suspenders

Friday, August 28th, 2009 at 11:07 amand is filed under Random. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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